Took some selfies at the bus station after college today



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Animals that are patiently awesome.



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Famous Movie Scene Locations In Real Life

Artist on Tumblr | Instagram | Facebook | FILMography

Christopher Moloney, a Canadian photographer and film buff, has created a playful photo series called “FILMography” that pair scenes from famous movies with their real-life modern locations.

Moloney travels to cities like New York, Rome and Ho Chi Minh to find the locations where these famous scenes were filmed. Photos like these can be pretty simple, but they require a good eye and a careful hand so that you could get the perspective just right. His photos are on display in galleries around the world, and his collection also goes on display at various film festivals like Cannes and Ischia.

  1. You’ve Got Mail
  2. Home Alone
  3. Breakfast At Tiffany’s
  4. Good Will Hunting
  5. Catch Me If You Can
  6. Captain America: The First Avenger
  7. Annie Hall
  8. The Avengers
  9. Black Swan
  10. Elementary

Via: .boredpanda



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*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT



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sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock



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I wanna write something so good people stay up till three in the morning writing theories and head canons about it.

Who was the one to propose:
Well, neither, since they couldn’t actually get married. But they did buy promise rings for one another - the promise that they will always love each other.
Who stressed more over wedding planning:
Well, there wasn’t a wedding, but Lily and James did get engaged. Sirius was the one who stressed more over that wedding, he was the Best Man after all. Remus stressed out over Sirius organising the Stag Night. 
Who decorated the house:
They shared a small, two bedroomed flat. Together they decorated their living room, kitchen, bedroom and bathroom, but they guest bedroom was an issue, because it was for guests. It didn’t matter if their bedroom was a bit shabby and a bit cluttered - no one but them would see it. So they invited Lily and Emmeline over, gave them a budget and told them to go all out on what a guests bedroom should look like. Marlene tagged along too, but soon got bored and called James and Peter over and watched Muggle TV.
Who does the cooking:
Remus. Sirius is an awful cook due to his Pureblood upbringing, but Remus taught him, simple things at first, pasta, sausages, cheese toasties. Then they moved onto more complex things, like baking, larger cuts of meat. Then finally, chicken. Without getting poisoned. It was a bonding moment. 
Who is more organized:
Oh, Remus all the way. Sirius is organized in his own head, but to anyone else, it’s just a mess. 
Who initiates bedroom fun:
Both of them really. But Sirius is the one to initiate shower fun, and living room sofa fun, and guest bedroom fun. Remus likes it when he suggests them because he wants to do them too, but is too afraid to ask Sirius just in case this time he doesn’t want to, despite him wanting to pretty much all of the time.
Who suggested kids first:
Neither. Sirius didn’t like kids that much, and Remus wasn’t really sure what to do with babies. They loved Harry when he came along - but that’s a whole other Ultimate Ship.
Who’s more dominant: 
They both can be, it depends on the mood.
Who’s the cuddler: 
Neither. In public. When they’re alone, they can cuddle all of the time. But when other people are present, they don’t because Sirius doesn’t like affectionate touching, unless it’s a friendly pat on the back from James. Sirius thinks that if people see them cuddling, they’ll want to be more affectionate towards him and he doesn’t want to look like the freak who doesn’t like touching. But when they’re alone, Sirius can curl up on Remus as he reads on the sofa, and fall asleep on his shoulder.
Sometimes if they have people staying over for a few days - like the time James and Lily had to stay for three nights because the Muggles were adding a fireplace to their bedroom and they couldn’t heat their house up, which in October, wasn’t very fun - Sirius will change into a dog just so that he can be close to Remus. James and Lily won’t even be looking at them, but he still feels more comfortable if Remus is touching behind his dog-ear rather than Remus holding his hand.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
After a full moon, Remus is the little spoon, he’s so exhausted that he falls asleep instantly and Sirius will curl up around him - since no one is watching - and whisper to Remus that he loves him, even though he knows he can’t hear him.But other times, Sirius is the little spoon. Purely on the fact that Sirius feels safer when Remus has his arm around him and his nose in his hair and his chest against his back.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
Going for walks together. Sirius will always be a dog, which Remus doesn’t mind, but sometimes wishes Sirius would just hold his hand in person, but Sirius is scared of being judged by Muggles - for a reason, Remus doesn’t ask. So they go for a walk, usually on a forest trail, sometimes near water or on a beach, just peaceful places where they won’t be hassled.
Who comes home drunk at 3am:
Sirius, every time. But he’s never alone, because Remus is always there, holding Sirius’ arm around his neck to hold his boyfriend up. Sirius tried to get Remus drunk with him, but Remus reminds him that neither of them would get home if they were both drunk.
Who kills the spiders: 
Spiders don’t faze Sirius or Remus, if they find one, they’ll flick it out the window, but that’s only ever if they found one.
Who falls asleep first: 
Sometimes Remus, sometimes Sirius.
A head canon: 
Sirius is obsessed with Remus’ bum. Sometimes he’ll just give it a little pat when he’s walking by. If their kissing, Sirius’ hands slide down Remus’ back and into his bum pockets in his trousers, often pulling his crotch closer to his. If Remus is just standing there - in their flat of course - making a cup of tea or something, Sirius will walk up to him and just slide his had into a back pocket. If Remus is on top of him, Sirius’ hands always move to his bum, giving them a squeeze. 
Their relationship summed up in a gif: 

(because their openly gay in their small trusted group)

(Their cute, alone kisses) 
Do they have any “rituals”?
Other than the full moon? Remus makes pancakes with blueberries for Sirius when he does something good, e.g. letting Lily hug him after finding out James has to go on a mission for the Order, giving Emmeline good advice about that guy she met, not dying on his own mission. They’re Remus’ way of reminding his boyfriend that he is proud of him and loves him dearly.
Who is louder?
Sirius. He practically shouts Remus’ name during sex, whereas Remus is more focused on the task he is trying to complete, or the task Sirius is trying to complete. Remus will make a few pleasurable moans, but Sirius is much louder.
Who is more experimental?
Sirius. 
Who takes more risks?
They both do, and they like to take risks together.
Do they fuck or make love?
In their bed, the make love, anywhere else, especially the shower, they fuck.
Lights on or off?
It doesn’t matter. Remus has accepted that Sirius doesn’t care about his scars and has seen him a lot worse anyway.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Sirius for sure.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
Sirius, but Remus always refuses.
Who comes first?
Depends who’s on top.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Remus is surprisingly good at oral, and he uses it to get his way a lot of the time, which almost always works.
Who is more submissive?
Both and neither.
Who is more sensitive?
They both can be, but they put up a mask when other people are around, but then the mask is stripped away when they leave.
Who has the most patience?
Remus. Sirius can be hard going sometimes, especially with the changing into a dog fiasco, but Remus knows Sirius feels a lot more comfortable as a dog.
Which kinks do they share?
Shower sex, Sirius likes hair pulling, Remus likes to pull Sirius’ hair.
~
If you’d like a one shot, click here for my conditions. If you’d like to read my other stuff, click here. And if you’d like an ultimate ship headcanon, click here for those conditions.

Well, neither, since they couldn’t actually get married. But they did buy promise rings for one another - the promise that they will always love each other.

Well, there wasn’t a wedding, but Lily and James did get engaged. Sirius was the one who stressed more over that wedding, he was the Best Man after all. Remus stressed out over Sirius organising the Stag Night. 

They shared a small, two bedroomed flat. Together they decorated their living room, kitchen, bedroom and bathroom, but they guest bedroom was an issue, because it was for guests. It didn’t matter if their bedroom was a bit shabby and a bit cluttered - no one but them would see it. So they invited Lily and Emmeline over, gave them a budget and told them to go all out on what a guests bedroom should look like. Marlene tagged along too, but soon got bored and called James and Peter over and watched Muggle TV.

Remus. Sirius is an awful cook due to his Pureblood upbringing, but Remus taught him, simple things at first, pasta, sausages, cheese toasties. Then they moved onto more complex things, like baking, larger cuts of meat. Then finally, chicken. Without getting poisoned. It was a bonding moment. 

Oh, Remus all the way. Sirius is organized in his own head, but to anyone else, it’s just a mess. 

Both of them really. But Sirius is the one to initiate shower fun, and living room sofa fun, and guest bedroom fun. Remus likes it when he suggests them because he wants to do them too, but is too afraid to ask Sirius just in case this time he doesn’t want to, despite him wanting to pretty much all of the time.

Neither. Sirius didn’t like kids that much, and Remus wasn’t really sure what to do with babies. They loved Harry when he came along - but that’s a whole other Ultimate Ship.

They both can be, it depends on the mood.

Neither. In public. When they’re alone, they can cuddle all of the time. But when other people are present, they don’t because Sirius doesn’t like affectionate touching, unless it’s a friendly pat on the back from James. Sirius thinks that if people see them cuddling, they’ll want to be more affectionate towards him and he doesn’t want to look like the freak who doesn’t like touching. But when they’re alone, Sirius can curl up on Remus as he reads on the sofa, and fall asleep on his shoulder.

Sometimes if they have people staying over for a few days - like the time James and Lily had to stay for three nights because the Muggles were adding a fireplace to their bedroom and they couldn’t heat their house up, which in October, wasn’t very fun - Sirius will change into a dog just so that he can be close to Remus. James and Lily won’t even be looking at them, but he still feels more comfortable if Remus is touching behind his dog-ear rather than Remus holding his hand.

After a full moon, Remus is the little spoon, he’s so exhausted that he falls asleep instantly and Sirius will curl up around him - since no one is watching - and whisper to Remus that he loves him, even though he knows he can’t hear him.

But other times, Sirius is the little spoon. Purely on the fact that Sirius feels safer when Remus has his arm around him and his nose in his hair and his chest against his back.

Going for walks together. Sirius will always be a dog, which Remus doesn’t mind, but sometimes wishes Sirius would just hold his hand in person, but Sirius is scared of being judged by Muggles - for a reason, Remus doesn’t ask. So they go for a walk, usually on a forest trail, sometimes near water or on a beach, just peaceful places where they won’t be hassled.

Sirius, every time. But he’s never alone, because Remus is always there, holding Sirius’ arm around his neck to hold his boyfriend up. Sirius tried to get Remus drunk with him, but Remus reminds him that neither of them would get home if they were both drunk.

Spiders don’t faze Sirius or Remus, if they find one, they’ll flick it out the window, but that’s only ever if they found one.

Sometimes Remus, sometimes Sirius.

Sirius is obsessed with Remus’ bum. Sometimes he’ll just give it a little pat when he’s walking by. If their kissing, Sirius’ hands slide down Remus’ back and into his bum pockets in his trousers, often pulling his crotch closer to his. If Remus is just standing there - in their flat of course - making a cup of tea or something, Sirius will walk up to him and just slide his had into a back pocket. If Remus is on top of him, Sirius’ hands always move to his bum, giving them a squeeze. 

(because their openly gay in their small trusted group)

(Their cute, alone kisses) 

Other than the full moon? Remus makes pancakes with blueberries for Sirius when he does something good, e.g. letting Lily hug him after finding out James has to go on a mission for the Order, giving Emmeline good advice about that guy she met, not dying on his own mission. They’re Remus’ way of reminding his boyfriend that he is proud of him and loves him dearly.

Sirius. He practically shouts Remus’ name during sex, whereas Remus is more focused on the task he is trying to complete, or the task Sirius is trying to complete. Remus will make a few pleasurable moans, but Sirius is much louder.

Sirius. 

They both do, and they like to take risks together.

In their bed, the make love, anywhere else, especially the shower, they fuck.

It doesn’t matter. Remus has accepted that Sirius doesn’t care about his scars and has seen him a lot worse anyway.

Sirius for sure.

Sirius, but Remus always refuses.

Depends who’s on top.

Remus is surprisingly good at oral, and he uses it to get his way a lot of the time, which almost always works.

Both and neither.

They both can be, but they put up a mask when other people are around, but then the mask is stripped away when they leave.

Remus. Sirius can be hard going sometimes, especially with the changing into a dog fiasco, but Remus knows Sirius feels a lot more comfortable as a dog.

Shower sex, Sirius likes hair pulling, Remus likes to pull Sirius’ hair.

~

If you’d like a one shot, click here for my conditions. If you’d like to read my other stuff, click here. And if you’d like an ultimate ship headcanon, click here for those conditions.



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Fuck off Tim



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reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

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I can explain it



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The best of the Cybermen bloopers from season 2 [x]



#this show has 12 emmy nominations

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